IT IS TIME.
MY BODY IS SO READY.
My brother and I are going to walk to the theater, since we weren’t able to get a ride.
We’re gonna take short cut through the woods behind our house.
That’s right. On this ridiculously hot night, we are going to walk through the muddy ass forest behind our house just to go see this beautiful movie for the midnight premiere.
Then, when the movie is over (at about three o’clock in the morning), we are going to walk home through that hot, muddy ass forest and collapse into our beds.
You wanna know why?
BECAUSE BATMAN, THAT’S WHY.