ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIANTESS CHICK NAMED SKADI
Her father, Thiazi, went to go steal the apples of youth back from Loki who had stolen them from Asgard to Jotunheim but then returned them to Asgard to possibly be stolen back by Jotunheim
and…
I’m crYING!! I s2tg Loki will slap me with a dead trout or something later but JFC what.
Loki is more likely to press the “smite button” if you DON’T ever laugh…
I can’t stop laughing
SO SKADI IS LIKE “YOU ASSGARDHOLES” - perfect line ‘Loki produced a long leather thong from behind his back.’ - also...